Sorry Queen, But “Mad World” Is The Only True Sports Anthem

Go to any live sporting event and you’re sure to hear the same mix of songs over and over again. Hard rock and hip hop pump up songs blare throughout the venue to get fans and athletes alike pumped up for some modern gladiator combat. Queen is largely regarded as having two of the best…

I Built a Gritty Costume for Twenty Bucks

[Author’s note: this piece is best read while listening to this.] Nobody said it could (/should) be done. When I think of all the sports movies that make me cry, they all share the common trait of telling a story about someone overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds with nothing but grit and heart. I believe this…

What if the NHL was an 100 team league?

Since Gary Bettman became NHL commissioner the league has seen itself expand from 24 teams to what will soon be 32 once Seattle joins in 2021. The growth of the game has been undeniable as it becomes more popular in America and produces superstars like Auston Matthews and Jack Eichel. But what if he kept…

Fictional Baseball Boxscores: Dragon Ball

Baseball: the sport that nerds won, is back! Welcome to 162 games of beer sucking boredom accompanied by Aaron Judge smashing ding dang dongers off your terrible relief pitchers and the Red Sox in year two of their six year dynasty. God, this sucks. There has got to be something better than bachelor parties in…