A brief text exchange between my neighbour and I before game 4 of the series: “… hoping the Rays can knock out Houston tonight” “Big time.” I replied. This was a lie, I want the Houston Astros in the World … Continue reading I want the Astros in the World Series. Crucify me.
Once when I was small, I cried so hard after an Oilers playoff elimination that I threw up a bunch and my mom kept me home from school the next day. Somehow this year’s elimination was worse than that. From … Continue reading Meaningful September Baseball
The following is either a recap of the Blue Jays extra-innings loss to the Detroit Tigers yesterday or a recap of your own existence. The choice is both yours and meaningless in the end. We started with hope – stupid, … Continue reading Blue Jays Extra-Innings Loss Reflects The Futility Of All Human Existence
Baseball: the sport that nerds won, is back! Welcome to 162 games of beer sucking boredom accompanied by Aaron Judge smashing ding dang dongers off your terrible relief pitchers and the Red Sox in year two of their six year … Continue reading Fictional Baseball Boxscores: Dragon Ball
A friend’s family has a habit of getting drunk at Jays game and delcaring, “The Dodgers belong in Brooklyn or the bottom of the sea!” My family traditions mostly revolve around rum and cokes and not talking very much at … Continue reading The Dodgers Owe It to Clayton Kershaw to Relocate to the Bottom of the Sea