A brief text exchange between my neighbour and I before game 4 of the series: “… hoping the Rays can knock out Houston tonight” “Big time.” I replied. This was a lie, I want the Houston Astros in the World … Continue reading I want the Astros in the World Series. Crucify me.
The Bolts are dangerous, and much like the shirtless man swinging a katana while blindfolded in your mall parking lot, you would be wise to keep your distance. Even after last night’s loss to Montréal this team still has a … Continue reading Fear The Tampa Bay Lightning
Baseball: the sport that nerds won, is back! Welcome to 162 games of beer sucking boredom accompanied by Aaron Judge smashing ding dang dongers off your terrible relief pitchers and the Red Sox in year two of their six year … Continue reading Fictional Baseball Boxscores: Dragon Ball
We are finally past the All-Star break and the trade deadline is disappearing in the rearview mirror. Finally, real NBA basketball can begin. Every storyline up until now – the Anthony Davis botched trade saga, Luka Dončić’s unbelievable rookie season, … Continue reading Tips For Playing In A League Where You Know You’ll Never Win It All
Let’s talk about the laziest series of choices a sports franchise has ever made. Continue reading Carlton The Bear Is a God Damned Nothing