Presented here are the numbers 1 – 99 and an explanation as to whether or not you choosing to wear that number is disrespectful Wayne Gretzky. Disrespectful to Gretzky because he is the best player of all time AKA #1. … Continue reading Guide To Choosing a Number That is not Disrespectful to Wayne Gretzky.
[Author’s note: this piece is best read while listening to this.] Nobody said it could (/should) be done. When I think of all the sports movies that make me cry, they all share the common trait of telling a story … Continue reading I Built a Gritty Costume for Twenty Bucks
Since Gary Bettman became NHL commissioner the league has seen itself expand from 24 teams to what will soon be 32 once Seattle joins in 2021. The growth of the game has been undeniable as it becomes more popular in … Continue reading What if the NHL was an 100 team league?
The Bolts are dangerous, and much like the shirtless man swinging a katana while blindfolded in your mall parking lot, you would be wise to keep your distance. Even after last night’s loss to Montréal this team still has a … Continue reading Fear The Tampa Bay Lightning
“Sports are Dumb” is a series about the most unbelievable “straight out of a movie” moments in sports history. Today we look at the story of Jaromir Jagr and his 11 point game. The 2007 John Grisham novel “Playing for … Continue reading Sports Are Dumb: Jaromir Jagr, His 11 Point Game, and the Benefits of Being Paid In Schnitzel
In their first meeting, Iceland crushingly defeated Team USA. This was due in large part to the hubris Team USA gained from securing victories over noted hockey powerhouses Team Italy and Team Trinidad and Tobago. Iceland put an end to … Continue reading Recap of the USA/Iceland Final of the Junior Goodwill Games
Could a team of players traded away by Peter Chiarelli beat the current Edmonton Oilers? Continue reading Building a Team Out of Players Peter Chiarelli Traded Away
Let’s talk about the laziest series of choices a sports franchise has ever made. Continue reading Carlton The Bear Is a God Damned Nothing
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