In 2010, Paul the Octopus was able to successfully predict the outcomes of all the matches that the German team played in the 2010 FIFA World Cup, as well as the final. Paul passed away later that year, leaving the world … Continue reading Dick’s Picks: Attempting to get Sports Betting Predictions From A Stranger Who Sent Me A Picture Of His Penis
A brief text exchange between my neighbour and I before game 4 of the series: “… hoping the Rays can knock out Houston tonight” “Big time.” I replied. This was a lie, I want the Houston Astros in the World … Continue reading I want the Astros in the World Series. Crucify me.
The following is either a recap of the Blue Jays extra-innings loss to the Detroit Tigers yesterday or a recap of your own existence. The choice is both yours and meaningless in the end. We started with hope – stupid, … Continue reading Blue Jays Extra-Innings Loss Reflects The Futility Of All Human Existence
A friend’s family has a habit of getting drunk at Jays game and delcaring, “The Dodgers belong in Brooklyn or the bottom of the sea!” My family traditions mostly revolve around rum and cokes and not talking very much at … Continue reading The Dodgers Owe It to Clayton Kershaw to Relocate to the Bottom of the Sea