Earlier today, the San Antonio Missions Baseball Club posted this exciting new logo:
We were as excited as you are, thinking that the San Antonio Missions Baseball Club had adopted a new logo that was a dick wearing a dress shirt to indicate that it intends to get down to business, baseball-wise.
Then we thought, “Wait a minute! Maybe this logo is meant to signify stability, forethought, and even-temperament! It’s a dong with a sensible scarf on.”
We also considered that it might even be a penis with a popped-collar, to tell us all “hey hey hey, it’s party time” – a bold move sure to make waves throughout the baseball world, forever changing the landscape of tired, overused parade of animals and racial stereotypes teams usually adopt as logos.
However it is apparently it is a flip-flop, and the baseball world remain unchanged.